A few months ago, I did a review on the anthology TV Special
starring Jim Varney as the famous childlike redneck Ernest in "Hey Vern! It's My Family Album", which I found to be disappointing and offensively
mean-spirited, despite having a good start with its first two skits. And since summer is a few days away, I'm going to review the first feature length
movie to star this comical character, which is...
Now there was already a film that featured Varney dressing and acting like
his Ernest character in "Dr. Otto And The Riddle Of The Gloom
Beam". But since that was actually a villain who disguises himself as the
Ernest character, rather then it being the actual character himself, it doesn't
count. This is thee actual first Ernest film in the franchise. And was
personally the first film that got my attention to him as a kid when I saw the
poster and caught a few short clips of the movie, during an add from videos
disturbed by "Touchstone Pictures" on my VHS copy of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?". While the film wasn't a hit with critics, it was still
considered to be one of his better films among audiences. Is it one of his
better films, or is it at least almost as good as the first 19 minutes of the
TV Special that disgusted me once those 19 minutes were up; ON WITH THE REVIEW!
Ernest works as a maintenance man at Kamp Kikakee, who dreams of one
day becoming a camp counselor. And despite that he is good with kids, and can
speak in sign language to the camp's Native American owner who can't speak English,
he keeps messing things up because of his idiocy. Ernest does eventually
get a chance to act as a counselor when he is assigned to watch over a group of
juvenile delinquents that the other camp counselors refused to work with after
when they injured one of them. And despite that Ernest is constantly being
abused by the kids, he still tries his hardest to get along with them.
Meanwhile, a greedy owner of a mining company played by John Vernon wants to
destroy the camp site because it has a mineral that is guaranteed to make him
richer than he’s ever dreamed of becoming, and tricks Ernest to convince the
owner of the camp to sign the deed over to him. It is now up to Ernest, the
kids, and the counselors to find a way to get the camp back before it gets
destroyed for good.
In my review of "Hey Vern! It's My Family Album", I praised the
character of Ernest for his likable personality, and the amount of energy that
Varney puts into his performance, even though he's not that funny. And watching
him in an hour and a half film where he has to play as his Ernest character all
the way through (When in the TV Special, Varney played a variety of
characters), I was actually quite surprised for how well he can carry a full-length film as this cartoony character. I'm not at all saying that he's funny,
because aside from his comical facial expressions, the humor that he's given to
work with isn't very good. But when it comes to personality, he's surprisingly lovable. It's eccentric, but I can't remember a single time where I found him
to be annoying (At least in this film). His childlike innocence and naive
personality are so sweet and welcoming that even though he fails to be funny, I
just find his overall on-screen presence hard not to like. I love how willing
he is to befriend this group of kids, despite the many times that they
physically abused him. I admire how passionate he is in hopes of becoming one
of the camp counselors. But what really grabbed me about Varney's portrayal of
Ernest the most is how he was able to make me feel bad for him. When he seems
to have given up hope, I never felt like that these moments were phoned in to
make us sympathize with him, because Varney delivers the sadness of his
character so quietly as he hardly throws any humor into it, that its actually
quite depressing. The saddest moment in the whole film is hands down the song
that Ernest sings called "Gee, I'm Glad It's Raining", where
everything now seems to be lost because of his foolishness. The lyrics, the
visuals, and Varney's singing is so downright depressing, that I couldn't believe
that something as gloomy as this was ever in an Ernest film! As I was watching this
song, I was expecting something funny to happen to keep it from being sad, BUT NO;
this whole song sequence keeps its downbeat tone from start to finish. And it
doesn't help either that the song takes place after we see Ernest getting the
living crap beat out of him, where he begins to ooze out a little blood. I seriously
can't believe that Ernest can make something become legitimately depressed!
The performances from the supporting cast are for the most
part serviceable at best, but the characters themselves are pretty bland. The
group of juvenile delinquents, aside from the short kid that Ernest has a close
connection with (which is really not that special), none of them are interesting or identifiable. The camp counselor’s and the camp's Nurse who happens to be
the owner's daughter are boring characters that just feel there. John Vernon as
the villain is perfect for the role, but is given little to no material to work
with. Iron Eye's Cody (No, that’s seriously the actor’s stage name) as the
owner of the camp is an exaggerated stereotypical portrayal of a Native
American that's pretty offensive, though to be fair, isn't as cringe worthy as
I thought it was going to be. And the two idiotic chefs that are working on a
machine to create food are easily the most annoying characters in the whole
entire movie, especially the one played by Gailard Sartain, who's trying
to be as comical and childish as Varney is, but painfully fails at doing so.
The characters aren't the worst or anything, since they are (Mostly) tolerable,
but they are still forgettable.
The slapstick that Ernest has to suffer feel very hammered
in and lack any humor. I hardly ever got the feeling that Ernest was getting
into these comical situations by accident or got a sense of the pain that he
was suffering. I was mostly under the impression that Varney was doing all this
to himself on purpose for how staged the scenes looked. When I see him falling
off the ladder as his first gag, it almost looked like Varney made the latter
fall on purpose. And when I see him being attacked by off-screen badgers and
ants, I was not at all convinced that he was actually being attacked, since
Varney's reactions and the way he moves around are painfully obvious that he's
pretending to be attacked, and that the people behind the film didn't have the
budget to show animals attacking him (With the exception of his Pet Turtle
that bites his nose, that seemed just as forced as the rest of the slapstick in
this film). We do get some cartoony gags like Ernest being unwrapped from being
covered in bandages, and Ernest getting his face caught in a tray, that look
funny at first, but then lose their comedic charm for how long those gags drag
on. Some jokes have an interesting start but lead to no pay-off, like when
Ernest is unknowingly about to set his pants on fire as he's trying to start one. It had a good start, that could lead to Ernest running around wild
with burning pants in the middle of the woods, but the joke never happens since
the film feels like that his pants smoking as he doesn't notice it should be
funny enough. There is however a scene later on in the film where he finally does
set fire to his pants, but that gag just quickly comes and goes since he's right by
water. The film also has its share of running gags that feel just as half-assed
as the film's slapstick, such as the runaway cart that never runs out of gas,
nor has anyone tried to stop or even bother to notice; and the characters constantly
singing "So Happy Together" by "The Turtles" after when
singing it to Ernest's pet Turtle...GET IT! These two jokes that I talked about
could have been funny if they were given a proper treatment, but they sadly
don't work.
However, as much as I pan the film's humor and slapstick, I will say that
the comical climax at the end of the film where the characters fight for their
camp was a nice pay-off. It's not laugh out loud funny, and I can't say that I
was fully on board with seeing these characters take back their camp, since I
hardly felt connected to any of them (Aside from our lead); but it was still a very
entertaining and well put together climax that’s actually quite enjoyable. We get a
few creative contraptions built by the characters. Some cool explosions. And
see previous gags that failed to be funny in early scenes of the film, to now seeing them be used as weapons. It's almost as if the
people behind the film were more concerned with making the humor in the climax be the highlight of the film in terms of entertaining comedy where the humor doesn't seem forced and
unnatural, as they just
simply half-baked the jokes that were shown before the battle. The only issue I have with the climax was the fact that Ernest just suddenly inherits a power by one of the natives that used to roam the camp grounds. They explain the origin of the power
in one or two scenes of the movie, but the execution just felt very rushed and not
well thought out.
This film has indeed surprised me! Ok it's not funny, the supporting cast of characters is forgettable, and a good half of it felt very half-baked especially in terms of slapstick, and story. But it wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. I was entertained by it fine, as opposed to being bored or annoyed out of my mind. It's for the most part a pretty harmless film. And aside from the highly entertaining climax at the end, the reason why I find the film to be so enjoyable is Jim Varney as Ernest. He's just too damn likable, despite failing with the comedy that he's given. And the fact that Varney can bring actual emotion to this over the top character when things are looking down for him is very impressive! It's no masterpiece by any means, and I don't really recommend this film to anyone say over the age of 12. But it is indeed an entertaining film that kids will enjoy, where I can understand why this film is considered to be one of Ernest's best.
RATING 2/5
Join me this Christmas Season as I review the Ernest film that many would argue is his best!
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