My next Christmas review is one that I remember seeing in theaters when I was in Middle School, which is a Santa film starring Vince Vaughn titled..
When I was about to see it in theaters I thought the film was going to stink, but after viewing it I remember enjoying it okay. It wasn't something that I thought was brilliant, but I didn't think it was unwatchable either. But after having not seeing it since I was a kid, how exactly does the film hold-up? ON WITH THE REVIEW!
What surprised me when I was a kid, and even now as an adult is rather than the
film starting out with Vince Vaughn where it's later revealed that he's related
to Santa Claus, the film starts out when he was a kid way before the 20th century. A young Fred meets his new born baby brother Saint Nick, who he
promises to look after and take care of. But it turns out that Nick is not just
any ordinary baby, but is actually a very jolly and plump little soul who laughs
"Ho-ho-ho" as opposed to crying. And as he gets older, he starts giving
away his birthday presents to the orphans, makes himself a red-suit, and learns how to
slide down chimneys. Because of Nick's good nature, Fred's parents favor his little brother over
him. And when Nick cuts down the tree that
his brother loves to place it into the living room, unknowing that Fred loves that
tree because it's the place where he goes to be alone and interact with the bird
that lives there, Fred completely turns his back on his brother. This whole
opening sequence is one of the very few nice things that the film has to offer. Although
the back-story is short and at times a little corny, the relationship between a
young Santa and his older brother Fred is cute and kind of sad, mainly because of
the performances from the kids portraying them who give their characters plenty
of charm. You do know that Nick only means well and are adored by it, but you
also find yourself sympathizing with his brother as he slowly becomes the black-sheep of his family since all the attention and praise is on his little
brother, and that all the good deeds he's done is hurting poor Fred from an emotional stand-point.
The only downside to this sequence is despite connecting to the story; the
environment, acting, and whimsical presentation feels out of place with the
rest of the movie's tone and atmosphere since nearly everything about the film is over the top cartoony, where this sequence for the most part isn't. Just
by watching how cute and fairy-tale like everything is, I almost forgot that
this film stars Vince Vaughn, and that we're going to get plenty of slapstick
and gags for the rest of the film.
So after getting rushed and poorly written exposition of how Nick, Fred, and
their parents are suddenly immortal, but never bother to explain to us how Nick got his magic, how he met the Elves and started a charity business for children, or why
Nick becomes an old man despite being immortal, and yet Vaughn who is his older
brother remains in his 40s; we fast-forward to Chicago in the 21st century as a
now older Fred (Vince Vaughn) becomes a selfish and arrogant man who works as a
repossession agent. After getting arrested for conning people into give him their
money, he calls his brother who is now referred to as Santa Claus (Paul
Giamatti) to pay his bail, and give him $50,000 so that he can run a gambling business.
Santa agrees to bail him out, but he tells Fred to come to the North Pole to
work for the 50,000. Upon reluctantly arriving to the North Pole to get work
from his brother so that he can start a business of his own, efficiency expert Clyde
Northcutt (Kevin Spacey) comes to inspect the place as he plans to
shut-down Santa's operation for good by using Fred's hatred towards his brother to his advantage.
Vince Vaughn is a very hit and miss actor, who can be
funny when given the right material and direction, but when he fails, it just becomes painful, and his
performance here is not horrible, but it's not good either. It mainly has to do
with the fact that he's just playing the obnoxious jerk that we all know him
best for, which would be fine if it were funny, but it isn't. I hardly
found anything in his performance to be charming, funny, or endearing,
nor did I found myself buying that this is the same kid who we saw in the
opening as an adult. I just saw Vince Vaughn playing Vince Vaughn, which is a
huge downer, not to mention the fact that the character's immortality is never addressed or
talked about again. I mean after living and hating his brother for centuries,
he acts like he's only lived a mortal life instead of an immortal life. You'd
think that his immortality and past experiences with the people that he's encountered and the world around him may have also contributed to his selfish and arrogant personality, and hatred towards Christmas; but no, he just acts like your typical
every day Christmas hating asshole with nothing interesting about him at all apart from who he's related to! And when you see him start changing to be
good to help out his brother willingly, it never seems effective or
rewarding for how blank his reactions are, and phoned in his change of
heart is through the cliched writing, quick pacing, and corny music. The only
scene I thought was pretty nice is when he visits an orphan boy he knows as he's dressed as Santa to gives him a speech about the world being what he makes
of it, after previously giving him negative advice, but even then I still felt
like it wasn't earned since his transformation of being good felt so rushed and
hammered in.
It's not just Vaughn's obnoxious and mean-spirited
personality that makes the humor in the film fail so miserably, but it's also
the writing and direction. Most of the physical abuse that Vaughn suffers are
either from the Elves, or a mob of people dressed up as Santa, that are
awkwardly choreographed as we get out of place cartoony sound effects to make
it all sound safe and painless for younger audiences. And the Christmas songs
that are played for many of these scenarios hardly even match-up with the comedic
tone or visuals, where they seem shoehorned just to make the film appear to be
Christmassy. The only time I thought the use of a song worked for a goofy scene
in the movie was when they played ironically a none Christmas related song
"The Bird Is The Word" as Vaughn is fighting against guys dressed up
as Santa. It wasn't funny, but at least fits the craziness and timing of this
fight. There are even plenty of jokes in the film that just don't make sense.
For example, why would an Elf disc jockey played by Ludacris be playing nothing
but "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" non-stop when there are clearly
other Santa songs out there, let alone different renditions of that particular
song? The only reason why (at least to my knowledgeable) is because we need a
reason for Vaughn's character to break-down and have a cheesy dance scene
with him and the elves so the film can appeal to the hip crowd. However, as
unfunny as most of the humor is, that doesn't mean that I didn't get a few laughs
out of this film. The reveal of the restaurant that Fred was planning to take
his girlfriend out without actually knowing what this "romantic" place really is since he came up with
the idea at the last minute when he saw it on a billboard was funny. Fred going to the
wrong house as he's taking his brother's job got a giggle out of me. But the
real priceless scene in the movie is when he goes to a Siblings Anonymous meeting,
with cameos of Stephen Baldwin, Roger Clinton, and Frank Stallone lamenting
about how successful their brothers are when compared to them. That scene was clever in
both humor and in terms of the plot, but aside from that, the film offers very
few laughs.
Though Vaughn doesn't help the film, the supporting
cast hardly ever do so as well, and that's a real shame because these are some
of the best people in the business. They aren't horrible performances, if
anything they’re serviceable, but barley anything stands out about them or
their character. Miranda Richardson as Mrs. Claus, and Kathy Bates and Trevor
Peacock as the parents are very forgettable for how boring their delivery is,
and bland they are as characters. Rachel Weisz as Fred's girlfriend is
downright annoying since all she does is pretty much just yell and nag, though
I really can't blame her character for that either since Fred is not that
likable of a character to begin with. John Michael Higgins as the Elf Willie lacks being funny or cute, as he's given a forced and pointless love interest played
dully by Elizabeth Banks. And the kid playing the orphan that Fred watches was
decent, but doesn't leave much of an impression on you.
For me the biggest disappointment in terms of performance is two
time Oscar winning actor Kevin Spacey as the film's antagonist. His character
is nothing more than just the greedy businessman archetype that we see
constantly in films, and that would be fine as long as he gives a performance
that's delightful to watch. But as much as he plays up how cold and dastardly
mean that this man is, I just found him dull and at times a little too silly where it isn’t
funny or enjoyable. I was so bored by this performance, that I found myself in constant wonder of who sent Spacey to inspect the North Pole, and how he has
the power to shut-it down, as well as the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunnie's
operations? We never find out who he works for, we just know that there's a
board that knows about Santa, but never why? And the crazy thing is when we
find out that he has a softer side towards the finale, while well acted mostly
from the actor opposite of him, and tying into one of the film's morals,
there's never a scene that makes him feel human, since he's too busy hamming it
up as we assume a one dimensional antagonist, so it doesn't feel earned, or
come off as a shocking surprise for that matter. It just feels there to be
there.
If there's one performance in this movie that doesn't
make-up for the others, but is at least enjoyable and more emotional when compared
to the performances in this movie, it's Paul Giamatti as Santa. Unlike the other actors (not
counting the kids in the opening) that were annoying, forgettable, and corny,
where there was maybe 1 or 2 scenes where a few of them shined despite not
feeling earned, Giamatti (for the most part) shined all the way through. When
you look at this guy right from his first scene where he's trying not to
completely give into his brother's selfish demands because of his kindness, you
buy that he's one of the most humble human beings in the world. From start to finish
as you enjoy his presence for how friendly he is, he continuously shows signs
of constant stress and fear of losing a job he loves doing as he tries to keep
his self-centered brother in line where you feel his pain. And when he has given up on hope he looks
incredibly miserably, as if all the life and joy that we saw earlier was sucked
right out of him which is heartbreaking to see. My favorite scene involving Giamatti as Santa is when he taps
into Clyde's childhood when all seems bleak, that to me really brought out the
feeling that he is Santa despite how out of the blue this scene is. If I had one problem
with his performance, the scene when he finally breaks down did seem too
comical, as opposed to sad, and him trying to run over Fred when the two fight
just seemed way too out of character. I don't care how angry he is, this is
Santa, he should know better not to injury his brother in a way that would
nearly kill him!
And incase if you're wondering about what I think about the film's depiction
of the North Pole, well aside from how they visually explain how their system
works, and having a cool room and device for how they find out who is naughty
and nice, it overall looks pretty generic. It looks like a mix between the sets
from the Santa Clause sequels, and Hogsmeade from "Harry Potter"; it
doesn't look too original, or hardly stands out as anything different. In terms
of visual effects well I thought they did a nice job placing John Michael
Higgins' head on a little person's body since it did look convincing half the
time. But on the other hand I did find it a bit unnecessary since this role can
be easily played by a little person. The effects for the reindeer, well it isn't as cartoony as
say the reindeer in the Santa Clause 2, but they still look pretty fake.
The thing that I truly admire of what the film was trying to do was it's moral of
being no such thing as a naughty child, since kids go through troubles in their
life and don't know how to deal with them, as others are just not raised right which is why they behave so naughty and maybe are in need of some kindness in return to give them a sign of hope. And the character
who learns that in the process is actually Santa himself through his brothers actions! I
really felt like the film had such a wonderful moral going for it, a moral so powerful and unique for a Christmas film about Santa that it just
hurts me that it wasn't executed quite right since almost everything supporting
it fails to get us emotionally invested. For me the biggest offense when it comes to the actors trying to
emote is the music supporting them. I'm not necessarily talking about the Christmas
songs we hear (though they don't help the scenes when they are used in the film), I'm talking about the score itself, where the music constantly
keeps signaling us of when we should feel bad or get an emotion from them, but can't for how corny and obviously manipulating it is. We get some scenes that work the film's emotions fine, but
they're very far apart and only happen in the prologue and the film's third act.
OVERALL THOUGHTS
"Fred Claus" is a corny, generic, and stupid Christmas movie, with forgettable characters, bland and obnoxious performances, lazy writing, dreadful use of music, and humor that's more awkward then it is funny. BUT, I wouldn't label it as one of the worst Christmas flicks that I've ever seen. The opening was sentimentally charming. Paul Giamatti does a fantastic job as the overworked Santa. I did get some good laughs out of the film (though there are so very few of those). And I heavily admire of what the film was trying to teach, even though it isn't carried out as strongly as it should've been. If the film had stronger characters carried through powerful performances, thoughtful writing, humor that wasn't so childish, and better direction this could've been a Christmas classic. I'm not saying it's not worth watching because it is for the few things that I mentioned, and will in the very least entertain you, but it's not something that I recommend you check out right away. If you so happen to see it on TV, or have watched all of your favorite Christmas movies and Specials and are seeking to watch something different, then I say that seeing this film isn't such a bad option.
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